Total Medals Earned: 294 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,225 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 10/18 (120/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 6/18 (120/385 points)
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (135/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Beat the game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 7/21 (130/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.